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About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably,…

From The Lampoon, Harvard's legendary humor publication-the place where such comedy writers and performers as Conan O'Brien, Kurt Andersen, Andy Borowitz, BJ Novak, Colin Jost, and Patricia Marx got their start.